1 Why do children make a mess of your house, then, join the Mr. Clean Club when they have their own place? Couldn’t they keep my house clean and, then, go make a mess in their own?
2 Why do husbands tromp in and out, in and out of the house, tracking in dirt and, then, when he comes in to stay--finally!--he takes his shoes off “to keep the floor clean”?
3 Why do my dogs bark at boogers at night when I can’t see what is?
4 Why do we tend to slow down as we get older when we have less time left to get things done.
5 Why do dryers shrink our clothes instead make them bigger? If things worked this way, I could still wear the bathing suit I bought last year.
6 Do insects scream when they see a human?
7 Dust bunnies don’t look aerodynamically designed. How is that they can fly around so fast when you’re trying to sweep them up? Airplane manufacturers should look into this.
8 Why did only some of the beasts of the earth get to have opposing thumbs?
9 Why is the dog who got skunked the one in the most affectionate mood?
10 Why do I feel compelled to make these list and, then, post them to prove that your opinion is correct?
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